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He who laughs last, thinks slowest (and other anecdotes to make you smile)

Contact center professionals face pressure and tough situations every day. So here are some anecdotes to relieve that stress and prompt a smile today.

These insights (or in some cases, oversights) come from basicjokes.com:

  • A day without sunshine is like … night.
  • Half the people you know are below average.
  • 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of life.
  • Plan to be spontaneous … tomorrow.
  • Always try to be modest and proud of it.
  • The problem with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard.
  • He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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