Most people don’t listen to your outgoing voice mail message. They just wait for the sound of the beep … unless you leave a funny message like these.
They’re from VoiceNation, and some may not be appropriate to put on your outgoing message when customers are calling. But they’re all worth a good laugh:
- “Heaven. This is God speaking …”
- “Hi, more than likely I’m here right now, but I’m tryin to avoid someone. So, leave a message, and if I don’t get back to you, it’s probably you I’m trying to avoid.”
- “Hello!! If it’s you, I’m not available. If it’s NOT you, leave a message!”
- “Hi, this is Bob. If you’re part of the problem, hang up now. If you’re part of the solution, leave a message.”
- “Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.”
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