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Funniest voice mail messages (Warning: Some aren’t appropriate for contact center pros!)

Most people don’t listen to your outgoing voice mail message. They just wait for the sound of the beep … unless you leave a funny message like these.

They’re from VoiceNation, and some may not be appropriate to put on your outgoing message when customers are calling. But they’re all worth a good laugh:

  • “Heaven. This is God speaking …”
  • “Hi, more than likely I’m here right now, but I’m tryin to avoid someone. So, leave a message, and if I don’t get back to you, it’s probably you I’m trying to avoid.”
  • “Hello!! If it’s you, I’m not available. If it’s NOT you, leave a message!”
  • “Hi, this is Bob. If you’re part of the problem, hang up now. If you’re part of the solution, leave a message.”
  • “Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.”

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